"Botox Ladies"

For those of you who don't know what i mean by this they are the sort of people who are ummm "aging" so to say and not doing it gracefully. I recently had an encounter with one of these people in Tescos - luckily i survived.

My troubles started when we tried to get down a bust isle but couldn't because the lady in question was too busy MAKING LOVE TO THIS GUYS EAR - with her kids watching. Let me tell you i was traumatised for life. She was making an awful lot of noise as well. OK so i eventually got passed - she must of found what she was looking for in his ear. I then had to get a new toothbrush, but that same lady was on her knees just below my toothbrush which was on the top shelf. So I waited for a while but she still didn't move. She was too busy complaining about why children need mouthwash, i mean on and on and on about it. I eventually lost patience and politely reached across to get it. This was soon followed by a push in the stomach by the botox lady. she then started to fully swear at me in front of her children then she called over to her huge boyfriend who was probably a terrorist by the looks of him to come and "Sort Me Out". So I grabbed the brush and legged it.

Now i know this is more like a personal story then a rant but I need to get it off my chest. I also believe there is an important lesson in this for everybody to learn - If you see a woman like this getting stuck into her boyfriend, JUST WALK AWAY!