Cereal

Before I go on to my first rant, let me introduce myself. I'm Chris...friends of the rest of the authors. I'm in the air cadets and I love flying planes! I also have a fish tank! You don't have to be mad to be in my family...but it helps! When Im not flying or hangin out with my friends i enjoy acting the fool!

So, for my first rant, I thought I would choose something that has been annoying me for ages...the mysterious problems with cereal. I do have to admit I've been eating coco pops since the age when my teeth wouldn't break when i would eat them. Anyway, for the past couple of months I've been trying out a new cereal, coco-pops mega munchers! They are simply brilliant! However there is a slight draw back with these. When you get out of bed, you know the drill, get a bowl, a spoon, the munchers and the milk (because your a normal person who takes milk with their cereal). Anyone who knows what mega munchers look like will know that there curved. This means that when you put the milk on the cereal the milk it deflected because munchers are curved. This causes the milk to be deflected out of the bowl making a spill! What an inconvience!

One day a smart man invented kitchen roll, and so you use a sqaure of it to clean up the spill, as milk smells really really...really bad after a while! But then, in doing so, because you only need a small bit of the kitchen roll it means your wasting most of it! And with everyone 'ranting' about deforestation and 'saving the trees' its really a shame wasting the kitchen roll...

The only way round this problem is to rip of the corner of a sqaure of kitchen roll so that your not wasting any, you then mop up the mess, and your done! Only one slight problem...because you tore of the corner it means the kitchen roll looks really really weird! Because the next person is going to come along and think "what an imbicile, just look at it, how pathetic is that? That person is such a kino!"

Unfotunatly there is yet no solution to this problem, so in conclusion I can think of three main points:

1. Kellogs should make munchers less curved
2. People should recycle kitchen roll more
3. And finally...someone needs to invent kitchen roll with smaller sqaures!

If anyone comes up with a solution to the problem please let me know because someone really needs to end the suffering, the discomfort, the annoyence, the inconvience, the catastropicness, the epicness, the backache, the toothache, the headache, the miserableness, the tediousness of the pain encountered of the horrible disaster of spilling milk beacause mega munchers are curved!