Exams, GCSE's to be correct. You sit there are do your paper as you are watched over by the group of invigilators who as far as I can tell get paid way to much to do very little. Would you take £8.92 to sit there on your ass and drink tea and eat free scones, I think you would.
Clearly, from looking at the invigilators in our school, there are a few criteria you can draw up. Firstly, you have to be a pensioner - must be the oldest working group of people ever. You also have to like tea and be able to clink and slurp from your cup. Secondly, there has to be something wrong with your physical complexion or have a very irritating voice just so that you can give the students something to laugh at.
I think they all secretly WANT to be teachers but are too dumb. Everything they do is pre-arranged by the exam board, so they are brainless puppets.
SERIOUSLY, GET A PROPER JOB!!
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Seriously you do just want to get that stupid blue tray with the cups, saucers, spoons, tea, coffee, sugar, salt (some idiot wants salt in his tea), scones and not forgetting the butter and you just want to smash it!
ReplyDeleteapparently all the invigilators actually all play games. like "who has the hottest mum" and "who is the ugliest person in this room". then they go and stand beside that person. who would have ever thought it?
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